diff --git a/functions/email_report/handler.py b/functions/email_report/handler.py
deleted file mode 100644
index 5fd7f7e..0000000
--- a/functions/email_report/handler.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,58 +0,0 @@
-import os
-from email.mime.application import MIMEApplication
-from email.mime.multipart import MIMEMultipart
-from email.mime.text import MIMEText
-
-import boto3
-
-from shared.db import get_summary, previous_week
-
-_ses = boto3.client("ses")
-_s3 = boto3.client("s3")
-
-
-def lambda_handler(event, context):
-    week = event.get("week", previous_week())
-
-    summary = get_summary(week)
-    if not summary:
-        return {"status": "no_summary", "week": week}
-
-    payroll_key = summary.get("payroll_csv_s3_key")
-    if not payroll_key:
-        return {"status": "no_payroll_csv", "week": week}
-
-    bucket = os.environ["REPORTS_BUCKET"]
-    csv_obj = _s3.get_object(Bucket=bucket, Key=payroll_key)
-    csv_content = csv_obj["Body"].read()
-
-    total_employees = int(summary.get("total_employees", 0))
-    grand_total = float(summary.get("grand_total", 0))
-
-    msg = MIMEMultipart("mixed")
-    msg["Subject"] = f"Meal Order Payroll Deductions — {week}"
-    msg["From"] = os.environ["SENDER_EMAIL"]
-    msg["To"] = os.environ["PAYROLL_EMAIL"]
-
-    body = MIMEText(
-        f"Attached is the meal order payroll deduction report for {week}.\n\n"
-        f"Employees: {total_employees}\n"
-        f"Total deductions: ${grand_total:.2f}\n\n"
-        f"Please apply these deductions in the next pay period.\n",
-        "plain",
-    )
-    msg.attach(body)
-
-    attachment = MIMEApplication(csv_content)
-    attachment.add_header(
-        "Content-Disposition", "attachment", filename=f"payroll-deductions-{week}.csv"
-    )
-    msg.attach(attachment)
-
-    _ses.send_raw_email(
-        Source=os.environ["SENDER_EMAIL"],
-        Destinations=[os.environ["PAYROLL_EMAIL"]],
-        RawMessage={"Data": msg.as_string()},
-    )
-
-    return {"status": "sent", "week": week, "to": os.environ["PAYROLL_EMAIL"]}
diff --git a/functions/email_report/requirements.txt b/functions/email_report/requirements.txt
deleted file mode 100644
index 348b557..0000000
--- a/functions/email_report/requirements.txt
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-boto3==1.43.78
diff --git a/samconfig.toml.example b/samconfig.toml.example
index 328f48c..75d7b60 100644
--- a/samconfig.toml.example
+++ b/samconfig.toml.example
@@ -7,4 +7,4 @@ s3_prefix = "meal-order-manager"
 region = "us-east-1"
 confirm_changeset = true
 capabilities = "CAPABILITY_IAM"
-parameter_overrides = "CustomDomain=orders.seahaven.com CertificateArn=arn:aws:acm:us-east-1:328440206208:certificate/CHANGE-ME PayrollEmail=payroll@seahavenind.com SenderEmail=adam@seahavenind.com"
+parameter_overrides = "CustomDomain=orders.seahaven.com CertificateArn=arn:aws:acm:us-east-1:328440206208:certificate/CHANGE-ME"
diff --git a/template.yaml b/template.yaml
index b2f5737..19ae498 100644
--- a/template.yaml
+++ b/template.yaml
@@ -13,14 +13,6 @@ Parameters:
     Type: String
     Default: ''
     Description: ACM certificate ARN for the custom domain (us-east-1)
-  PayrollEmail:
-    Type: String
-    Default: payroll@seahavenind.com
-    Description: Email address for payroll deduction reports
-  SenderEmail:
-    Type: String
-    Default: adam@seahavenind.com
-    Description: SES verified sender email for payroll reports
   # Shared CloudFront WAF WebACL ARN (audit M-17), published to SSM by
   # seahaven-account-baseline. Resolved at deploy time.
   WebAclArn:
@@ -543,42 +535,6 @@ Resources:
             Description: 'Sync roster Monday 6:55am EDT (10:55 UTC) — before menu publish'
             Enabled: true
 
-  EmailReportFunction:
-    Type: AWS::Serverless::Function
-    Properties:
-      FunctionName: meal-order-manager-email-report
-      Handler: handler.lambda_handler
-      CodeUri: functions/email_report/
-      MemorySize: 128
-      Timeout: 30
-      Environment:
-        Variables:
-          PAYROLL_EMAIL: !Ref PayrollEmail
-          SENDER_EMAIL: !Ref SenderEmail
-      Policies:
-        - DynamoDBReadPolicy:
-            TableName: !Ref OrdersTable
-        - S3ReadPolicy:
-            BucketName: !Ref ReportsBucket
-        - Statement:
-            - Effect: Allow
-              Action:
-                - ses:SendRawEmail
-              Resource: '*'
-      Events:
-        PayrollEmailEST:
-          Type: Schedule
-          Properties:
-            Schedule: cron(0 12 ? * MON *)
-            Description: 'Email payroll deductions Monday 7am EST (12:00 UTC)'
-            Enabled: true
-        PayrollEmailEDT:
-          Type: Schedule
-          Properties:
-            Schedule: cron(0 11 ? * MON *)
-            Description: 'Email payroll deductions Monday 7am EDT (11:00 UTC)'
-            Enabled: true
-
   # ─── CloudWatch Log Groups (60-day retention) ──────────────────
 
   SubmitOrderLogGroup:
@@ -605,12 +561,6 @@ Resources:
       LogGroupName: !Sub '/aws/lambda/${SlackNotifierFunction}'
       RetentionInDays: 60
 
-  EmailReportLogGroup:
-    Type: AWS::Logs::LogGroup
-    Properties:
-      LogGroupName: !Sub '/aws/lambda/${EmailReportFunction}'
-      RetentionInDays: 60
-
   SyncRosterLogGroup:
     Type: AWS::Logs::LogGroup
     Properties:
@@ -744,25 +694,6 @@ Resources:
       AlarmActions:
         - arn:aws:sns:us-east-1:328440206208:site-alerts
 
-  EmailReportErrorsAlarm:
-    Type: AWS::CloudWatch::Alarm
-    Properties:
-      AlarmName: meal-order-manager-email-report-errors
-      AlarmDescription: email-report Lambda reported one or more errors in 5 minutes.
-      Namespace: AWS/Lambda
-      MetricName: Errors
-      Dimensions:
-        - Name: FunctionName
-          Value: !Ref EmailReportFunction
-      Statistic: Sum
-      Period: 300
-      EvaluationPeriods: 1
-      Threshold: 0
-      ComparisonOperator: GreaterThanThreshold
-      TreatMissingData: notBreaching
-      AlarmActions:
-        - arn:aws:sns:us-east-1:328440206208:site-alerts
-
   # Lambda Throttles (Sum, 5min, any throttle breaches)
   SubmitOrderThrottlesAlarm:
     Type: AWS::CloudWatch::Alarm
@@ -878,25 +809,6 @@ Resources:
       AlarmActions:
         - arn:aws:sns:us-east-1:328440206208:site-alerts
 
-  EmailReportThrottlesAlarm:
-    Type: AWS::CloudWatch::Alarm
-    Properties:
-      AlarmName: meal-order-manager-email-report-throttles
-      AlarmDescription: email-report Lambda was throttled in the last 5 minutes.
-      Namespace: AWS/Lambda
-      MetricName: Throttles
-      Dimensions:
-        - Name: FunctionName
-          Value: !Ref EmailReportFunction
-      Statistic: Sum
-      Period: 300
-      EvaluationPeriods: 1
-      Threshold: 0
-      ComparisonOperator: GreaterThanThreshold
-      TreatMissingData: notBreaching
-      AlarmActions:
-        - arn:aws:sns:us-east-1:328440206208:site-alerts
-
   # Lambda Duration p99 (~80% of timeout)
   # Synchronous (API-fronted) functions: eval 3 / datapoints 3.
   SubmitOrderDurationAlarm:
@@ -1020,26 +932,6 @@ Resources:
       AlarmActions:
         - arn:aws:sns:us-east-1:328440206208:site-alerts
 
-  EmailReportDurationAlarm:
-    Type: AWS::CloudWatch::Alarm
-    Properties:
-      AlarmName: meal-order-manager-email-report-duration
-      AlarmDescription: email-report p99 duration exceeded 24000ms (80% of 30s timeout).
-      Namespace: AWS/Lambda
-      MetricName: Duration
-      Dimensions:
-        - Name: FunctionName
-          Value: !Ref EmailReportFunction
-      ExtendedStatistic: p99
-      Period: 300
-      EvaluationPeriods: 1
-      DatapointsToAlarm: 1
-      Threshold: 24000
-      ComparisonOperator: GreaterThanThreshold
-      TreatMissingData: notBreaching
-      AlarmActions:
-        - arn:aws:sns:us-east-1:328440206208:site-alerts
-
   # DynamoDB orders table.
   # NOTE: DynamoDB does NOT publish ThrottledRequests or SystemErrors at the
   # TableName-only dimension (verified via cloudwatch list-metrics on
@@ -1202,6 +1094,3 @@ Outputs:
   SyncRosterFunctionArn:
     Description: Sync Roster Lambda ARN
     Value: !GetAtt SyncRosterFunction.Arn
-  EmailReportFunctionArn:
-    Description: Email Report Lambda ARN
-    Value: !GetAtt EmailReportFunction.Arn
diff --git a/tests/test_terraform_email_report.py b/tests/test_terraform_email_report.py
index 0365f52..98fe3bd 100644
--- a/tests/test_terraform_email_report.py
+++ b/tests/test_terraform_email_report.py
@@ -1,14 +1,19 @@
-"""email_report is removed from the live Terraform config (PLAT-135)."""
+"""email_report is removed from Terraform, SAM, and the functions tree (PLAT-135)."""
 
 from pathlib import Path
 
-TERRAFORM = Path(__file__).resolve().parents[1] / "terraform"
+ROOT = Path(__file__).resolve().parents[1]
+TERRAFORM = ROOT / "terraform"
 
 
 def _read(name: str) -> str:
     return (TERRAFORM / name).read_text()
 
 
+def test_email_report_handler_removed():
+    assert not (ROOT / "functions" / "email_report").exists()
+
+
 def test_email_report_not_in_function_packages():
     locals_tf = _read("locals.tf")
     assert '"email_report"' not in locals_tf
@@ -36,3 +41,12 @@ def test_email_report_lambda_and_role_removed():
     assert "email_report" not in outputs
     assert "payroll_email" not in variables
     assert "sender_email" not in variables
+
+
+def test_email_report_removed_from_sam_template():
+    template = (ROOT / "template.yaml").read_text()
+    assert "EmailReportFunction" not in template
+    assert "functions/email_report/" not in template
+    assert "PayrollEmail" not in template
+    assert "SenderEmail" not in template
+    assert "ses:SendRawEmail" not in template